Lebanon’s Bully-Wagons: Most School Bullies Drive Four-by-Fours
There is an arms race on today in Lebanon and it has nothing to do with Katyushas, Raad or Zilzal rockets, unless arms manufacturers have started churning out four wheel drive vehicles. The race is on for who can drive the biggest, meanest, widest, tallest, fattest, street-legal bully-wagon on the roads today. The choices out there can be dizzying, American, Japanese, Chinese, German, British, a GMC, a Hummer, a Range Rover, or Land Cruiser; the only thing they have in common is often the buyer’s motives. While the rest of the civilized world is shifting away from driving big-n-tall, gas guzzling ‘Earth killers’, if only because gasoline is so expensive; the Lebanese, whose country is a net importer of fuel, are abandoning their sane sedans in favor of insanely gaudy trucks more suited for Wadi-bashing and the desert sands than Beirut’s narrow streets and alley ways. The four-by-four maniac in Lebanon is an audacious, daring and fool hardy adventurer on the loose on our roads. Like arm...